How lovely to be a woman

Sometimes bad things happen that make me smile. Usually it involves men who have to stand in line for the restroom, especially when there's no line for the ladies.

In these situations I've been known to say things like, "That's what you get," or "Ahh, finally," or "This is the best night ever," to complete strangers whose only offense is their male-ness. In my mind, they deserve to deal with a line from time to time (welcome to my life). In their minds, they probably hate me and I'm 100% ok with that. Sometimes somebody's got to speak the truth.

A few weeks ago I went to a launch party for a startup (yes, I know people that know people). I looked around for the restrooms and noticed that there only seemed to be a door for women which seemed odd but, hey, every man for himself right?

Then I realized that men were standing in line for the women's restroom. I gagged a little but finally read the sign. Sweet, sweet female victory at last.