This is why I have to start working out

I do apologize, internet friends. My inner fat kid has gotten the best of me lately and I've been eating like a chunky monkey. I am blaming the foggy days and chilly nights of the San Francisco summer. I mean, my body needs some extra padding to keep me safe and warm and who am I to fight nature and this hibernation mentality?

My pants have gotten a little tighter than I like so it's time to make some changes. I'm slowly introducing fruits and veggies back into my diet and I'm even pretending to work out every so often (more on this later). But in the meantime, let me finally introduce you the loveliest of chili cheese fries brought to you by Acme Burgerhaus. Bright orange cheese, plastic serving tray, wax paper? Yum, just like mom used to make...